January 2011
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I dony really wanna stay up until midnight. I just want to sleep…
Jan 1st
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I definitely have a thing for big noses. I just find them so damn attractive.
Jan 1st
1 tag
2010
If I had to describe 2010 in one word it would be mixed. 2010 was a year with incredible highs and terrible lows. Junior year started and I began to lose my grip on life. It’s exhausting, draining, and just all around bad. But the spots are still good and things I would have viewed as wonderful happenings are now normal things because my life has gotten that much better. I met amazing...
Jan 1st
December 2010
Dec 31st
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“I’m not going to change. I’m just going to pretend to change.”
– Bored to Death
Dec 31st
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I said it once and I’ll say it again; Jason Schwartzman is the cutest!
Dec 31st
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I named my blackberry Dren. I love Dren.
Dec 31st
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Kimmie and I stay up until 3am farting, watching Music and Lyrics, and talking about who’s hot, sex, Adrien Brody, aliens, Hugh Grant, other people, boys, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Drew Barrymore, more sex. And then we wake up at 9am to watch Maury and Jerry Springer and fart some more and then we ate.
Dec 31st
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First post from my blackberry. The small keyboard will take some time getting used to
Dec 31st
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OMG I ACTIVATED MY BLACKBERRY OH MY GOSH OH MY...
Downloading the tumblr app like yeahhhh
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Jason Schwartzman is adorable. I just want to kiss him all over and cook breakfast with him.
Dec 30th
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So I’m going to post stuff from the queue and then I’m going to watch Darjeeling Limited and then I’m going to take a shower.
Dec 30th
pioro-deactivated20110619-deact asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS OMG.
Dec 30th
pioro-deactivated20110619-deact asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS OMG.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: that guy ain't even attractive
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: that guy ain't even attractive
Dec 30th
pioro-deactivated20110619-deact asked: OH MY GOD ADRIEN BRODY.
Dec 30th
pioro-deactivated20110619-deact asked: OH MY GOD ADRIEN BRODY.
Dec 30th
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Adrien Brody’s nose turns me on. It’s big…But I like it.
Dec 30th
What's your name?
Mine’s Melissa! Nice to meet you!
Dec 30th
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Confession: When I was in the 7th grade, I listened to The Smiths and was like “Ew, this is so bad. Mayday Parade is so much better.” Thank goodness I grew up…
Dec 30th
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When will my blackberry come in the mail? I feel so sad and jealous when I see my little sister playing with hers…Verizon must hate me to send all the blackberries except mine. I hope it comes soon.
Dec 30th
My about me is so boring and bland. If you have anything you want to know about me, leave it in my ask and I’ll answer it in my about me.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: "But now I am confident, prettier,"

Conceited much?
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: "But now I am confident, prettier,"

Conceited much?
Dec 30th
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These posts that get over >3000 notes are so fucking stupid. Congratulations. You used a bunch of GIFs and a lot of people like the GIFs you used and now you’re “tumblr famous.” Oh, and you have music automatically playing on your page and it’s decked out with glitter and stupid smileys and the first thing seen is “I FOLLOW BACK” Okay.
Dec 30th
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“I don’t like these white chocolate boys. I like it when they look different.” -My Mother
Dec 30th
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Love me :)) →
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
volturius:  libere replied to your post:  libere replied to your post: when all your bras… pics or it didn’t happen ;))))
Dec 29th
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I’m not dumb. I’m just choosing not to be smart at the moment. My breasts would have been bigger but I had an eating disorder in year eight so they didn’t develop properly. I don’t think you’re allowed to be a lesbian in my school. There are more sluts in public schools. Ugly people breed with other ugly people, right. So then they have really fugly kids. In a...
Dec 29th
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I somehow see what’s beautiful in things that are ephemeral. I’m my only friend of mine and love is just a piece of time in the world.
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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You were perfect in my mind. Thick, dark, long hair and lovely hair and your teeth straight and shiny. Eyes that fluttered, milk-white skin. And in the dark your skin would glow and you would ignite and set the curtains afire. Neighbors peeking in but you didn’t care; you watched the flames lick up the wall and curl around the pictures in sensual, smoky caresses and you smiled because it was...
Dec 28th
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ListenNeutral Milk Hotel - Three Peaches
Dec 28th
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So wake up and, if the holidays don’t hollow out your eyes, then press yourself against whatever you find to be beautiful and trembling with life because I’m so happy you didn’t die.
Dec 28th
Where do you want to go to college?
What do you want to major in?
Dec 28th
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When you’re playing with your mom’s blackberry and hating Verizon for messing up the order and not sending your phone.
Dec 28th
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Of course Verizon would mess up my phone order. Fedex guy came and brought in 2 Blackberry Bolds and 1 Blackberry Curve. The Bolds are registered to my parents numbers and the Curve to my sister’s. THEY DIDN’T BRING MINE. I activated my mum’s Bold so now I have to wait ANOTHER 4 days for the second Curve to come in with my activation code and then I’m going to activate the...
Dec 28th
virgosign-deactivated20111114-d asked: it's great how open you are about your farts, haha
Dec 28th
virgosign-deactivated20111114-d asked: it's great how open you are about your farts, haha
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: tell us telll us tellustelllllusssstellllussssssss!!!! :D
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: tell us telll us tellustelllllusssstellllussssssss!!!! :D
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: Or you hold it in for a long time then end up farting when you actually sneeze! Hahha
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: Or you hold it in for a long time then end up farting when you actually sneeze! Hahha
Dec 28th
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My snuggie has become my constant companion.
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: Dont you hate it when youre about to sneeze in class and you make that funny face. But you end up not sneezing?
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: I've just been looking through your blog a few pages. Why are people assuming your a slut? sorry to be so straight forward, I'm not trying to insult you, just curious.
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: Dont you hate it when youre about to sneeze in class and you make that funny face. But you end up not sneezing?
Dec 28th